Monday, May 31, 2010

rocko's postmodern life

this is my dog, rocky. he likes sleeping, barking, and rubbing his face on the ground. he eats 1 cup of food per day. he looks like a dirty otter.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

snakeoil

TO MIKE MURDOCK; FROM MIKE MURDOCK
i am one of the 300
i want to contribute 1000
i am a pastor
i believe in your pyramid scheme
one hundred million is demanded
god needs our money
our pointless human paper
our persistence is his seed
one cannot multiply
two can multiply
do not let me fail this time
shut up you have a slingshot
shut up you have a rod
do not ask me to explain
delayed obedience is rebellion
quickly call
quickly call
quickly call
be persistent
make the call
i can't speak german
i can't speak portuguese
i can't speak spanish
300 miracles